Facebook: Official Sponsor of chickens coming home to roost.
It’s probably because you’re an asshole. But why not obsess over it anyway?
Some call it an “almost-relationship.” Some call it the new normal. I call bullshit.
Drama. Comedy. A protagonist who refuses to use logic or reason to solve her problems. It’s not primetime television; it’s my life.
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you. I’m saying you’re vain, not that you’re incorrect.
Gone, but not forgotten. And not even gone, really.