Facebook: Official Sponsor of chickens coming home to roost.
Some call it an “almost-relationship.” Some call it the new normal. I call bullshit.
Drama. Comedy. A protagonist who refuses to use logic or reason to solve her problems. It’s not primetime television; it’s my life.
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you. I’m saying you’re vain, not that you’re incorrect.
If you’re already thinking this is a melodramatic title, wait until you get to the end of this sentence and find out it’s a story about my ex.