Really, it’s one of those “you’ll know it when you see it” kind of things. But everyone likes reductionist internet lists!
Drama. Comedy. A protagonist who refuses to use logic or reason to solve her problems. It’s not primetime television; it’s my life.
Rome wasn’t built in a day, and addiction doesn’t ruin your life overnight.
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you. I’m saying you’re vain, not that you’re incorrect.
Gone, but not forgotten. And not even gone, really.
The only thing I’ve ever wanted is for people to make a fuss over me.
Much like the doctor who places last in his class in med school, the kid who passes Music Theory with a C still gets to be a rock star.
Written in 2014, inspired by the death of one of my favorite celebrites.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, you get a free pass to tweet it instead.